Lifesavers for preschoolers?!
Question: There was a preschool class whose teacher was trying to teach them about the five senses. When friday came, she brought in a bag of lifesavers candies and lined the class up. "okay class, i wants you all to close your eyes and i will give you some candy. with your sense of taste, please tell me what flavor you have."
she gave them a cherry one first. "Cherry!" Little Bobby yelled. "you are right bobby."
she then gave them a lemon lifesaver. This one tookthema little longer, but eventually, little suzie yelled out "lemon!"
"very good class,now i will give you a trickier one!"
she gave them a honey flavored one...after guessing everything but honey, the teacher gave them a hint, "class, it's something you sometimes here your mommy call your daddy!"
"quick, spit it out, it's an asshole!" said little hanna!
Answers: There was a preschool class whose teacher was trying to teach them about the five senses. When friday came, she brought in a bag of lifesavers candies and lined the class up. "okay class, i wants you all to close your eyes and i will give you some candy. with your sense of taste, please tell me what flavor you have."
she gave them a cherry one first. "Cherry!" Little Bobby yelled. "you are right bobby."
she then gave them a lemon lifesaver. This one tookthema little longer, but eventually, little suzie yelled out "lemon!"
"very good class,now i will give you a trickier one!"
she gave them a honey flavored one...after guessing everything but honey, the teacher gave them a hint, "class, it's something you sometimes here your mommy call your daddy!"
"quick, spit it out, it's an asshole!" said little hanna!
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haha! i loooove kids!
hilarious :)
good one
I love it! It cracked me up. I am still laughing. Thanks.
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Haha that's really funny! DId you make that up? I really like it!
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