How do you know if a cat's dead?!
Question: A little boy is late for class one day when he eventually sorts himself out and gets settled the teacher asks:
"Johnny why are you late today?"
Looking quite sad Johnny replies "I found a dead cat on the way to school Miss!"
The Teacher then askes "How do u know it was dead Johnny?"
Johnny looks up at the teacher and said "I pissed in its ear an it didnt move Miss!".
The teacher, horrified by this exclaims, "You did what??!!"
Johnny says "You know leant down an went pssst in its ear!"
Answers: A little boy is late for class one day when he eventually sorts himself out and gets settled the teacher asks:
"Johnny why are you late today?"
Looking quite sad Johnny replies "I found a dead cat on the way to school Miss!"
The Teacher then askes "How do u know it was dead Johnny?"
Johnny looks up at the teacher and said "I pissed in its ear an it didnt move Miss!".
The teacher, horrified by this exclaims, "You did what??!!"
Johnny says "You know leant down an went pssst in its ear!"
Lol
Awesome
HAHA.
STAR
lol
cute.
=]
Funny
thats just hilarious where do you come up with this stuff
ha that was funny lol
lol=D
hahahahaha
lol not bad that so you can have a star(little johnny always gets the gud uns wish i could meet him lol)
lol thats new!
Really ... how do I know that I am dead or not ...?
Just by moving the legs or hands up and down ...?
that is very cute
lol i at first i thought that was a sick joke, bt now i get it lol!!! really funny!
Hmmm.
funny,hahaha
Good one
very good lol you got anymore
Ha hahaha LoL....
I can't wait to get the chance to pssst in your ear LOL !!!
Good ol' little Johnny!
ha ha ha brilliant
now thats a good one can i add to my collection please xxx