Hillary's first night as President?!
Question: HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT:
Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT:
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to
her, and Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT :
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says, 'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT:
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
Answers: HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT:
Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT:
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to
her, and Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT :
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says, 'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT:
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
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Obama for Prez.
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Now - THAT is a funny joke (an oldie ) but a funny one! Thanks for the laugh!
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