What Tax???!
Question: A kid walks into a pharmacy and says, "I have a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it."
"What do you want?"
"Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..."
"What do you want?"
"I need some protection, alright?!?!"
"What size?"
"Size? I dunno... Whatever is considered average, I guess."
"That'll be $2.35, including tax."
The kid replies, "Tacks?!? Tacks?!? I thought they stayed on by themselves!"
Answers: A kid walks into a pharmacy and says, "I have a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it."
"What do you want?"
"Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..."
"What do you want?"
"I need some protection, alright?!?!"
"What size?"
"Size? I dunno... Whatever is considered average, I guess."
"That'll be $2.35, including tax."
The kid replies, "Tacks?!? Tacks?!? I thought they stayed on by themselves!"
Tacks?!? Tacks?!?
thT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!lol=) YOU have aloit of funny jokes
I am slightly disturbed by your sick sense of humor. Also, that didn't make me lol.
LOL
Funny
WHY!!?!!??! lol!!
I like the humour in that one.
good one hahaha
hahahhahahahhahaha! Funny!
priceless