Here's a joke?!
Question: ok a girl and her boyfriend just walked into her home , everyone was asleep, so they decided to sneak into her room or something. but her boyfriend need to use the washroom, except that the only avalible washroom was the one in her parents room,but she didn't want to risk waking them up. So she told him to use the sink, but be quick about it.so like 5-10 min later he comes up to her and says, you have any toliet paper?
Answers: ok a girl and her boyfriend just walked into her home , everyone was asleep, so they decided to sneak into her room or something. but her boyfriend need to use the washroom, except that the only avalible washroom was the one in her parents room,but she didn't want to risk waking them up. So she told him to use the sink, but be quick about it.so like 5-10 min later he comes up to her and says, you have any toliet paper?
ewwww!!!
GROSSS!!!!
lol.
good one!
want another joke?!
a guy walks into this diner to see his friend
his friend looks troubled with a bowl of chilli in front of him
he walks over to him
"hey" he says
his friend doesnt respond
"hey" he says again
still no response.
so they sit there.
a couple minutes later the guy says
"well if your not gunna eat that chilli, can i have it?"
his friend pushes it twards him.
he eats and eats and eats and eats untill he gets to the bottom of the bowl where he discovers a dead mouse
discusted he pukes it all back into the bowl.
his friend then looks over at him and says
"yeah, thats about as far as i got too"
lol
Ha ha, nice one!
gud1
That is so funny!!!=)
LMFAO =D
haha.. ooops.. lol
hilarious
lol
Hope the garbage disposal works.
that is gross. but kind of funny
Very cute, but I have to say I like Kate 8's joke a little bit better!
Sorry, I know I'll never get those ten points now!!
lmao