Do you look at the pictures in people's houses.......???!
Question: Photo on the Night Stand
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.
'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend , then?
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.
Peace.
Answers: Photo on the Night Stand
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.
'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend , then?
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.
Peace.
are you trying to tell me something?
Good One.....I like the sense of humor. However what is it that you really want to get answered ?
hehe
brillant
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thats funny
HAH >>>>they must have loads of doctors like that here in Greenwich Village.
i thought my secret was safe with you
omg creepy lol
lqtm
star
are you trying to tell us something...cuz if so,i'd like to get to know you...i mean,if you've gotten that type of surgery,i would love to do a report on how it's all done without having to go to a doctor
just goes to show you dont know what ya getting now adays
i would give 8/10 for this
Hahahahahhahaha I got a Similar one! =D
After a long night of awesome sex, a couple lay in bed next to each other
The woman starts to stroke the mans 'part'.
After about an hour of stroking, rubbing, and playing
Rather enjoying it, out of curiosity, the man rolls over and says to the woman "Why do you like doing that so much?"
She just sighs and says 'Because I miss mine...'
lol, and i even could understand it before my first cup of coffee!!
Oldddd One Yawn!
lovely thats just what i wanna hear after my breakfast lol
nah thats a brill joke!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Very nice,hilarious
lmao thats freakn hillarious!!
wonderful a star 4 you
omg lol
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
very funny gem
Nice.. I like it!!
You Rock GEM!
That was a hoot!
I told you that story already didn't I?...