Men V women. (jokes)?!
Question: WHO DOES WHAT ???
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Answers: WHO DOES WHAT ???
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
GOOD ONE!
HAHAHA!
heard them before but the last one cracks me up
Funny
ha ha ha good ones ..thanks
Lol very funny
XD
SummerAngel__x??
I haven't heard either one before but they are both great!
haha both gd but the last one cracked me up!
that's funny
-.-||| nice
lol
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i like haha * 4 u
nice and vice in-laws
gr8 gud ones
LMAO!! I hadn't heard the second one. Good one!!
She has inlaws like mine then!! funny though
Hmmm.Quite cool.
whi-chuuuuuuu
*whip sound*
the wife in number was quick as a whip, meh heh heh~
interesting logics...
made me giggle, though
haha good 1's especially the in laws 1! have a star
see, this just proves women are better thinkers!
lol good ones :)!!!
brilliant thanks