This is an old joke did i remember it properly..A man and his wife were awakened!
Question: This is an old joke did i remember it properly!.!.A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud!?
pounding on the door!. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push!.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed!.
"Who was that!?" asked his wife!.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers!.
"Did you help him!?" she asks!.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife!. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us!? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain!. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there!?"
"Yes," comes back the answer!.
"Do you still need a push!?" calls out the husband!.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark!.
"Where are you!?" asks the husband!.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed!.
"Who was that!?" asked his wife!.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers!.
"Did you help him!?" she asks!.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife!. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us!? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain!. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there!?"
"Yes," comes back the answer!.
"Do you still need a push!?" calls out the husband!.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark!.
"Where are you!?" asks the husband!.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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loool im gonna do that to my neighbour one day, just cuz i love *cough,cough* them soo much :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
That's better than some pissed Nutter jumping on your bed in the middle of the night, dripping wet yelling
"Guess what!!! I've just been for a swim!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's better than some pissed Nutter jumping on your bed in the middle of the night, dripping wet yelling
"Guess what!!! I've just been for a swim!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, deserves a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Swinging in the rain!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao b!.e!.a!.u!.t!.ful jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com