Random quotes?!
Question: Random quotes!?
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils !.!.!.
- Louis Hector Berlioz
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Girls are like phones!. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think!.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car!.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it!. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!. - Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere!?
'Hold my purse!.'
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- Louis Hector Berlioz
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Girls are like phones!. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think!.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car!.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it!. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!. - Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere!?
'Hold my purse!.'
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wow!
too good
fantastic!
loved them
i have added all to my collection
too good!!!
thanks for sharing!
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too good
fantastic!
loved them
i have added all to my collection
too good!!!
thanks for sharing!
love you- muah mwaah mwaaah mwaaaah
star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures!." -George W!. Bush
haha George bush is so stupid
i cant wait till we get a new president maybe we'll get one that can read hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha George bush is so stupid
i cant wait till we get a new president maybe we'll get one that can read hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lovin' the one about the psychiatrist! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Even though I have already seen some of these on T-shirts, I still thought that they were funny!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I roared when I got the one about the 12 yr visited spanish speaking psychiatrist!. Great and you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
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the one about the purse is right!. lol XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hahaha
i laughed my whole way through it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
i laughed my whole way through it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com