Can you say something that is guaranteed to make me laugh right now?!
Question: Can you say something that is guaranteed to make me laugh right now!?
Answer that makes me laugh the hardest gets the points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
here's a couple jokes:
ok, so a taxi driver dies and goes to heaven!. he is the next in line for St!. Peter and his name book when he notices the billion huge clocks right behind St!. Peter!. So he asks what they those bizarre things were and was replied with that they were lie meters!. (they tick every time you lie!.) and that they had one for every single person who ever existed!. (he was also told that God spent most of his time observing every single one!.) so the cabbie spots one that seemed to have never moved and asks who it was!. St!. Peter responded that it was Mother Teresa and she never lied once so it never ticked!. he than saw another one that looked barely touched and it happened to be Abe Lincoln's which had only ticked twice!. he was so fascinated that he just stood there starring ignoring the fact that he was at the front of the line holding every one up!. he then asked St!. Peter where George W!. Bush's meter was!. St!. Peter replies: oh that, well it's in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan!.
i am so tired of elderly people walking up to me and pinching my cheeks saying "you'll be next" at weddings! i just hate it!. well, i FINALLY got them to stop by just doing the same thing to them at funerals!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, so a taxi driver dies and goes to heaven!. he is the next in line for St!. Peter and his name book when he notices the billion huge clocks right behind St!. Peter!. So he asks what they those bizarre things were and was replied with that they were lie meters!. (they tick every time you lie!.) and that they had one for every single person who ever existed!. (he was also told that God spent most of his time observing every single one!.) so the cabbie spots one that seemed to have never moved and asks who it was!. St!. Peter responded that it was Mother Teresa and she never lied once so it never ticked!. he than saw another one that looked barely touched and it happened to be Abe Lincoln's which had only ticked twice!. he was so fascinated that he just stood there starring ignoring the fact that he was at the front of the line holding every one up!. he then asked St!. Peter where George W!. Bush's meter was!. St!. Peter replies: oh that, well it's in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan!.
i am so tired of elderly people walking up to me and pinching my cheeks saying "you'll be next" at weddings! i just hate it!. well, i FINALLY got them to stop by just doing the same thing to them at funerals!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, so these 3 woman are trying to join the FBI!. The Bureau is testing their loyality, they go up to the first woman hand her a gun and ask her to go into the next room and shoot her husband!. She says no I love him to much!. Then they go to the second woman hand her the gun and ask her to shoot her husband!. She says well he is a jerk but I still love him, I can't!. So they go to the third woman, hand her the gun and ask her to shoot her husband!. She takes the gun and goes into the room!. A few seconds later the agents hear a round of shots and then glass breaking and furniture being turned over!. Then silence!. The woman comes out of the room and the agents ask her what happen!. The woman says darn gun had blanks in it, I had to wrestle him down and strangle him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://search!.yahoo!.com/search!?p=funny+j!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://search!.yahoo!.com/search!?p=funny+j!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first answer made me laugh!.
Why did the fish blush!? Because the sea weed!
"This isn't the LGBTQAUBDSM-I like fluffy rabbits on a Thursday campaign!" (Clare Solomon) - I went to a big LGBT conference over the weekendWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the fish blush!? Because the sea weed!
"This isn't the LGBTQAUBDSM-I like fluffy rabbits on a Thursday campaign!" (Clare Solomon) - I went to a big LGBT conference over the weekendWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first person who answered this is a fxggot
who the fxck talks about pudding to make someone laugh!?
homoWww@Enter-QA@Com
who the fxck talks about pudding to make someone laugh!?
homoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Spork!!!
I think the are hilarious lol, its not a spoon, not a fork, its a spork! they are cute hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think the are hilarious lol, its not a spoon, not a fork, its a spork! they are cute hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor!?
Wheres my tractor!.
By the way i don't get it but some people find it hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wheres my tractor!.
By the way i don't get it but some people find it hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
pudding
dont think to hard now, its just well, you know!.
pudding
pudding!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont think to hard now, its just well, you know!.
pudding
pudding!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call an anorexic with a yeast
infection!? a quarter pounder with cheese!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
infection!? a quarter pounder with cheese!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com