Do you like aussie jokes i have a couple of ancient ones..A Texan farmer goes to!
Question: Do you like aussie jokes i have a couple of ancient ones!.!.A Texan farmer goes to!?
Australia for a vacation!. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking!. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large"!.
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle!. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows"!.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field!. He asked, "And what are those"!?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"!?
an old one that aussis will get
Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar!.
One asked, "What are you up to, Mate!?"
Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie!."
"Oh yeah !.!.!. and what route are you takin'!?"
"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle!. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows"!.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field!. He asked, "And what are those"!?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"!?
an old one that aussis will get
Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar!.
One asked, "What are you up to, Mate!?"
Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie!."
"Oh yeah !.!.!. and what route are you takin'!?"
"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I love the first one--made me laugh out loud!.!.
But I didn't really get the second--maybe because I live in Sydney!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But I didn't really get the second--maybe because I live in Sydney!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grasshoppers, LOL,
well I spose a mob of Roo's can have the same environmental impact as a locust plague!.
LOL
She must be a good woman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well I spose a mob of Roo's can have the same environmental impact as a locust plague!.
LOL
She must be a good woman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First one very funny!. Second one I don't get (probably because
I'm not aussie)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not aussie)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one!!!The texan dude got paaawned!!!lol!.!.
I dont get the 2nd one-mabye coz im not australian!.!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get the 2nd one-mabye coz im not australian!.!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol gotta love the first one, the texan got pwnifiedWww@Enter-QA@Com
1st is funny but i don't get the 2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah the first ones good!. The second one !.!.!. not so goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
both are funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is sooo funny!.!.!.second its ok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com