My new Girlfriend mad at me ?!
Question: My new Girlfriend mad at me !?
When i picked her up in my mom's car for our first date, i honked the horn loud enough for her to hear!. When she came out, i locked the doors everytime she tried to get in!. I then noticed i had a huge booger in my nose so i picked it out and wiped it on her shirt!. After that i told her that we were going to a very nice place that we could socialize!.!.!.!.!.!.A minutes later we arive at mcdonlads' drive thru!. For some reason she frowns!. While we are eating in the car i have milkshake in my mouth and i sneezed in her face!. Then i forgot im lactose and tolerant so i pass gas about 3 or four times while im driving , and i noticed that she is trying to role down the windows so i put the lock on!. I don't get it, where did i go wrong !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh ha ha!.
very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude, are you serious!? don't be joking around because that is just wrong; hygienics, sanitation, clean, nice place, any of this getting to you!. you are kidding, no way anyone is that stupid!. if you are serious you would have asked someone like you mom why first or a friend!. *SIGH*
GROSS JOKE MAN!(not a compliment)Www@Enter-QA@Com
GROSS JOKE MAN!(not a compliment)Www@Enter-QA@Com
when you say you picked her up, don't you mean that your mommy picked her up, from preschool, where this kind of date would be an instant love connection!? J/K! Sadly, I have been on a similar date!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk, women usually love it when you do all those things!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*trying not to laugh*!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it's a mystery!. Good luck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
5 weeks after that incident when u called her fatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this a riddle!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank g-d this is a joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i would kill you if you did that to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
please tell me this is a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why she would be mad!.!.you're obviously so charming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com