Tommy Cooper Jokes?!
Question: Tommy Cooper Jokes!?
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it!.
I thought, 'That's Aboriginal!.'
> This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins!. It was a turtle disaste
> I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley!. She said 'Tenpin!?' I said, 'No, permanent!.'
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> I went in to a pet shop!. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish!?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium!?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is!.'
> I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet!. 'Best before End
> I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue!.' I said 'No,just a watch!.'
> I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle!.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then!?'
The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work!? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought, 'That's Aboriginal!.'
> This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins!. It was a turtle disaste
> I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley!. She said 'Tenpin!?' I said, 'No, permanent!.'
> -----------------------
> I went in to a pet shop!. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish!?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium!?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is!.'
> I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet!. 'Best before End
> I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue!.' I said 'No,just a watch!.'
> I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle!.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then!?'
The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work!? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!.
I phoned a waste management company up and said "I wanna skip outside my house!."
He said "I'm not stopping you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I phoned a waste management company up and said "I wanna skip outside my house!."
He said "I'm not stopping you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Love your maze,meant!.!.
you know to use wind-ex scrap!.
[Thomas the Mail man!.!.
His statue adorns my desk [grk!. *
Love his crop of Curls,*Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know to use wind-ex scrap!.
[Thomas the Mail man!.!.
His statue adorns my desk [grk!. *
Love his crop of Curls,*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funny iloevd it, it was great, you should make some more jokes, they are really interesting, i apreaciate themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute, even with the lack of a question! I especially like the turtle joke and the aquarium joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I put a bet on a horse at 10 to1 and it came in at 10 to 4 cause it got lostWww@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad collections!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My feet are killing me, i woke up this morning and they had me round the neckWww@Enter-QA@Com
Splendid!
I love standup, these are great one-liners!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love standup, these are great one-liners!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
v funny :-}Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.probably funnier when he told them :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
And your question is!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
love tommy cooper - he was one of the greats!
these are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
these are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was on a whisky diet last month - I lost two daysWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i ge them there pretty coolWww@Enter-QA@Com