Wanna hear some weird math tricks?!
Question: Wanna hear some weird math tricks!?
Teacher: What is 2k + 3k!?
Student: 5000!
Teacher: What is 6 * 4 class!?
Students: 24!!!!
Teacher: Good! What is 4 * 6!?
Students: 42!!!!
Teacher: You mom is 3 years older than your sister!. Your sister is 7 years older than you!. How old is your mom!?
Student: YOU ARE NOT POLITE!!!!!
Teacher: Ok!. Lets say 2x = 6!. Can you find x!?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: You found it!?
Student: Yeah, it's right on this paper
Teacher: Ok lets head over to another subject!. Everybody, do you know the meaning of life and how the universe was created!?
Students: 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: What is Pi!?
Nutritionist: FOOD!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Student: 5000!
Teacher: What is 6 * 4 class!?
Students: 24!!!!
Teacher: Good! What is 4 * 6!?
Students: 42!!!!
Teacher: You mom is 3 years older than your sister!. Your sister is 7 years older than you!. How old is your mom!?
Student: YOU ARE NOT POLITE!!!!!
Teacher: Ok!. Lets say 2x = 6!. Can you find x!?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: You found it!?
Student: Yeah, it's right on this paper
Teacher: Ok lets head over to another subject!. Everybody, do you know the meaning of life and how the universe was created!?
Students: 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: What is Pi!?
Nutritionist: FOOD!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I've got a few more!. (unless you've heard of them before!) They dont have anything to do with math, though!.
TEACHER: Ok class!. George Washington cut down his fathers cherry tree, and he did admit it!. Why do you think his father didn't punish him!?
STUDENT: Because he still had an axe in his hand!.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.
TEACHER: Do you say prayers before eating!?
STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
TEACHER: Now, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
STUDENT: A teacher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
TEACHER: Ok class!. George Washington cut down his fathers cherry tree, and he did admit it!. Why do you think his father didn't punish him!?
STUDENT: Because he still had an axe in his hand!.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.
TEACHER: Do you say prayers before eating!?
STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
TEACHER: Now, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
STUDENT: A teacher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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