Rewritten version of jack and jill?!
Question: Rewritten version of jack and jill!?
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jill was cross, not only was jack a flamin homosexual he had now consorted to stealing AND wearing jills very own, very expensive corsets!. "now jack will pay" she thought!.
one day, jill and jacks mother told them to go and fetch water from a very tall and steep hill, jill tucked a shotgun into her knickers and off they went!.at the top of the hill jack made jill fetch the water from the well saying he didnt want to get "stretch marks"!. jill didnt care, she'd get him, when she had got the water she grabbed her carefully concealed shotgun and shot jack in the head!. he fell over and rolled to the bottom of the hill breaking every bone in his body on the way!. at home jill arrived without jack and told their mother what had happened, their mother spanked jill and went to go and get fish and chips!. on the way back she realized that someone would complain about the horrible smell jacks corpse was making!. she covered him in the packaging and threw him down the well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
jill was cross, not only was jack a flamin homosexual he had now consorted to stealing AND wearing jills very own, very expensive corsets!. "now jack will pay" she thought!.
one day, jill and jacks mother told them to go and fetch water from a very tall and steep hill, jill tucked a shotgun into her knickers and off they went!.at the top of the hill jack made jill fetch the water from the well saying he didnt want to get "stretch marks"!. jill didnt care, she'd get him, when she had got the water she grabbed her carefully concealed shotgun and shot jack in the head!. he fell over and rolled to the bottom of the hill breaking every bone in his body on the way!. at home jill arrived without jack and told their mother what had happened, their mother spanked jill and went to go and get fish and chips!. on the way back she realized that someone would complain about the horrible smell jacks corpse was making!. she covered him in the packaging and threw him down the well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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YO YO CUP OF COCOA!
Paige i dont gettit, can you explain it to me at school Lol
mmmmm i want fish 'n' chips now
even tough i hate fish
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Paige i dont gettit, can you explain it to me at school Lol
mmmmm i want fish 'n' chips now
even tough i hate fish
Do seagulls taste like fish or chicken!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It sucks huni!!!, didnt have the patiene to read fully (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Different but no punch line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How did Jill fit a Shotgun down her knickers!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well funny mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
well you certainly have some issues don't you and one of them is that this is not clever or funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one,,have a star,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOU ARE GREAT!.!.!. you gonna make it big!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
well
i do not think i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i do not think i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com