A grandma joke?!
Question: A grandma joke!?
In a high-profile bank headquarters in New York City, a smiling, petite granmother walks in with a suitcase and asks for an appointment with the president so she can open a savings account and make a large deposit!. After checking to see if the CEO is free, they lead her back to the office!.
"What can I help you with today!?" Says the CEO!.
"I would like to open a savings account with the $2 million I have in this suitcase!."
"Well, I am happy to do that for you!." The CEO turned to his computer and started the process of creating a new account!. But the curiosity was consuming him!.
"May I ask, ma'am, how you acquired so much money!?"
The woman simply said, "I make bets and I win them!."
The businessman was intrigued, "What kind of bet do you make!?"
"Well, I can make you a bet that your balls are square!."
The CEO laughed, "Ma'am, I can assure you they are not!. You would lose that bet!."
"I am absolutely confident in this, and I will bet you a million dollars!."
To be continued!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What can I help you with today!?" Says the CEO!.
"I would like to open a savings account with the $2 million I have in this suitcase!."
"Well, I am happy to do that for you!." The CEO turned to his computer and started the process of creating a new account!. But the curiosity was consuming him!.
"May I ask, ma'am, how you acquired so much money!?"
The woman simply said, "I make bets and I win them!."
The businessman was intrigued, "What kind of bet do you make!?"
"Well, I can make you a bet that your balls are square!."
The CEO laughed, "Ma'am, I can assure you they are not!. You would lose that bet!."
"I am absolutely confident in this, and I will bet you a million dollars!."
To be continued!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
O!.M!.G!. lol HALARIOUS IVE HEARD THIS AS A BAR JOKE BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTERWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please continue it it seems interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fabulous ending!. I laughed all the way to the bank!. I bet I can star this before anyone else!.!.!.!.!.who answers the question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pervish grandmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg thts funny!.!.!. surely old grandma was n easy moneymaker!.!.! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
when will it be continued!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
is this one of those jokes where there is no end
(like off the Breakfast Club) !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
(like off the Breakfast Club) !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
CONTINUE
Ha!? Ha!?
I don't see where they bet that she will be holding his balls!. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!? Ha!?
I don't see where they bet that she will be holding his balls!. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com