For All The Ladies In The House...?!
Question: For All The Ladies In The House!.!.!.!?
For All The Ladies In The House!.!.!.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt!. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine!?"
"It depends," I replied!. "What does it say on your shirt!?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma!."
And they say blondes are dumb!.!.!.
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A couple is lying in bed!.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you!.!.!."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this!?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied!.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight!?
She said - That's a good idea!.!.!. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man!?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary!. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish!.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband!.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands!.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger!.!.!.
Whoosh!.!.!.immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Q: Why do little boys whine!?
A: They are practicing to be men!.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man!?
A: Trustworthy!.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name!?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough!.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet!?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe!.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail!?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt!. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine!?"
"It depends," I replied!. "What does it say on your shirt!?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma!."
And they say blondes are dumb!.!.!.
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A couple is lying in bed!.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you!.!.!."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this!?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied!.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight!?
She said - That's a good idea!.!.!. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man!?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary!. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish!.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband!.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands!.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger!.!.!.
Whoosh!.!.!.immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Q: Why do little boys whine!?
A: They are practicing to be men!.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man!?
A: Trustworthy!.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name!?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough!.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet!?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe!.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail!?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections!?
A whine and cheese party
What is the difference between a battery and a woman!?
A battery has a positive side!.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells!?
Pregnant!.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
How many women does it take to open a beer!?
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A whine and cheese party
What is the difference between a battery and a woman!?
A battery has a positive side!.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells!?
Pregnant!.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
How many women does it take to open a beer!?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com