Idiot Sightings...?!
Question: Idiot Sightings!.!.!.!?
Idiot Sightings!.!.!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired!. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener!. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower!. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower!." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4!. He said, "NO, it's not!. Four is larger than two!." We haven't used Sears repair since!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area!. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road!. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore!."
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco!. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce!." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge!?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know!?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask!."
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street!. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine!. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for!. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red!. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing!." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun!. We should do this more often!." Not another word was spoken!. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare!. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on!. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it!. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door!. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked!. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired!. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener!. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower!. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower!." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4!. He said, "NO, it's not!. Four is larger than two!." We haven't used Sears repair since!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area!. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road!. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore!."
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco!. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce!." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge!?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know!?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask!."
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street!. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine!. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for!. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red!. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing!." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun!. We should do this more often!." Not another word was spoken!. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare!. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on!. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less!.
IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it!. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door!. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked!. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
kinda makes you wonder who invented the braille drive-up atm machine and told people with reading disorders to dial 1-800-abcdefg
George Carlin has a very funny segment on why he hates airline travel in one of his old stand-ups
Example: (announced on intercom) Please gather all of your private belongings!.!.!.!.
Carlin's response- what other belongings are there!? Public Belongings!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
George Carlin has a very funny segment on why he hates airline travel in one of his old stand-ups
Example: (announced on intercom) Please gather all of your private belongings!.!.!.!.
Carlin's response- what other belongings are there!? Public Belongings!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the post it was a really good read!. Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots!. heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
The last one is hilarious, thanx for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL the 1st, 2nd and last one is really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol especially the first and second one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah wow these are funny!. i laughed at like all of them!. geez people can be soo stupid sometimes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Last one is deff the funniest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st,2nd 3rd,4th and the last one r xcellent!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahhaahhha, that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's your sign! LMAO CLASSIC!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was so funny! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first, fourth, and last are the funniest!! star for you "]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!! These are soo funny! I especially LOVED that last one!.!.!.!. Thanks, you made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
dang!.!.!.they are some as*holes if you ask me!.!.!.yeah we do live among them!.!.!.go figure!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com