The kids filed back into class on Monday morning....?!
Question: The kids filed back into class on Monday morning!.!.!.!.!?
They were very excited!. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then share with the class how they were successful!.
Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my success!."
"Very good," said the teacher!.
Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events!."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher!.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn!. The teacher held her breath!. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk!. "$2,467" he said!.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling!?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my success!."
"Very good," said the teacher!.
Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events!."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher!.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn!. The teacher held her breath!. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk!. "$2,467" he said!.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling!?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This one is, actually, clean by today's standards!.
Funny still!
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Aradhana!.!.!.!.!.you think the original joke posted was bad!.!.!.then go and post something like that!? o!.O
Odd sense of humor!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny still!
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Aradhana!.!.!.!.!.you think the original joke posted was bad!.!.!.then go and post something like that!? o!.O
Odd sense of humor!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG LMFAO! 10/10!!!!
As long as it's not about sex, it's 'clean' for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As long as it's not about sex, it's 'clean' for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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where's the joke!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
read this one
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend!.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have!?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!Www@Enter-QA@Com
read this one
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend!.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have!?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!Www@Enter-QA@Com