Drunk jokes?!
Question: Drunk jokes!?
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much!.
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A drunk was brought before the court!. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking!."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed!. "When do we get started!?"
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Two drunks were staggering home one night when they passed the local brewery which was lit up!. One said 'It's good to know that no matter how much we drink they are still able to supply enough!.'
'Maybe,' said his friend, 'but I see that we have them working nights'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A drunk was brought before the court!. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking!."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed!. "When do we get started!?"
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Two drunks were staggering home one night when they passed the local brewery which was lit up!. One said 'It's good to know that no matter how much we drink they are still able to supply enough!.'
'Maybe,' said his friend, 'but I see that we have them working nights'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol the last one was PRETTYgood and the 1st and 2nd were AWESOME!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are awesome!! I love the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
second one is so funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
can someone say AAWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol all were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com