Want ten points? FUNNIEST FINISH to this sentence gets it!!!?!
Question: Want ten points!? FUNNIEST FINISH to this sentence gets it!!!!?
i was sitting on the toilet when i noticed there was no toilet paper, when suddenly an extremely obese man walked into my bathroom holding a large pizza in one hand and a roll of toilet paper in another and said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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l smell anchovies, but l didn't order any on this pizza!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He stretches out his hand to give you the toilet paper, trips on the grease dripping out of the pizza box, and flys through the air!.
The pizza lands on your face, the fat guy is right in front of you, and the toilet paper rolls away into your hot roommate's room!.
The rest is a whole different story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pizza lands on your face, the fat guy is right in front of you, and the toilet paper rolls away into your hot roommate's room!.
The rest is a whole different story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was sitting on the toilet when i noticed there was no toilet paper, when suddenly an extremely obese man walked into my bathroom holding a large pizza in one hand and a roll of toilet paper in another and said!.!.!.!.!.!.
Dude get off the pot I need to flush the pizza FASTWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude get off the pot I need to flush the pizza FASTWww@Enter-QA@Com
nothing to me!. He didn't even notice i was using the loo! He continued waddling towards me after setting his pizza on the edge of the bathtub!. Then he turned around, pulled down his pants, and pood right in my lap! It was the worst! I was so mortified I couldn't even breath!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Turns around to tell u sumthin!.!.!.!.!.but trips on a marshmallow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and dies X_X *
*Here lays the body of serenedy!.!.!.!.killed by the evil plannings of a marshmallow*
Police is on the look out for a squished marshamallow!.!.!.!.if seen report immediately to 911!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
*sob sob* wait a minute i'm dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Here lays the body of serenedy!.!.!.!.killed by the evil plannings of a marshmallow*
Police is on the look out for a squished marshamallow!.!.!.!.if seen report immediately to 911!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
*sob sob* wait a minute i'm dead!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"toilet paapeeer, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet papeeer" (singing it though)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I see you are in need of toilet paper!. Since I am trying to lose weight, you can use the pizza while I eat the toilet paper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey there hot stuff!. wana wipe!? (he then shoves the pizza in his mouth and smiles with the whole lot on show) mmmmm NICE!!!!!!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. as he turned around, pulled his pants down and squatted on me, "delivery!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
'hello Mr!.President'Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey, man!. Do you think this is gonna be enough toilet paper to go with this pizza!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Need a "piz za paper!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"wtf is this ****!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Foo Foo SHee shoo!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ill have a piece of your pizza--LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
OK, BUDDY THIS IS MY TIME NOW GET OUT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is Sparta!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'why are you in my house!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats your name!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
got room for one!?
you've been in here so long, i thought you might get hungry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you've been in here so long, i thought you might get hungry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
who you gonna give it up to!?,!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
WTF man!? you're sitting on my wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
what the f*** r u doing with open doorWww@Enter-QA@Com
You want my pizza!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
take your pick and move overWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey my names norman, wanna be best friends!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey, move over!Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhhh!.!.!.!.this isnt the internet cafeWww@Enter-QA@Com
suck my di ck for a roll!.LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
uuuuhhh ur not gary!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com