A hillbilly farmer?!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!. The lawyer said, "How can I help you!?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces!."

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds!?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something!?" The farmer said,
"No, we both get up at 4:30!."

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question !.The lawyer said, "Is your wife a ******!?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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