Is your boss dumb?!
Question: Is your boss dumb!?
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert quotes" contest!. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers!. Here are the finalists:
1!. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards!. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks" (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp in Redmond, WA!.)
2!. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter!."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)
3!. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data!. It should be used only for company business!."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
4!. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
important interfere with it!."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards!. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks" (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp in Redmond, WA!.)
2!. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter!."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)
3!. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data!. It should be used only for company business!."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
4!. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
important interfere with it!."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol! i didn't know there were actually people like that out there! have a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, that's really ridiculous!.!.!.!.
the boss is quite goofy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the boss is quite goofy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OkayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I own my own business, so I'm hoping my boss is not an idiot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe,,,,good one,,, I was holding my breath to see if any of my quotes are there,,, Thank God, they are not there,,,, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
de'ja vuWww@Enter-QA@Com
i haven't seen anyone soooo dumbbb !?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes she is funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
great joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com