Is this little johnny joke funny Little Johnny on the Farm!?!
Question: Is this little johnny joke funny Little Johnny on the Farm!!?
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast!. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores!.
"Not yet," replied little Johnny!.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores!.
Well, now he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken!.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow!.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig!.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal!?" he asks!.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either!.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning!."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen!.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says!.!.!.
"Are you going to tell him, or should I!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Not yet," replied little Johnny!.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores!.
Well, now he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken!.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow!.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig!.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal!?" he asks!.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either!.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning!."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen!.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says!.!.!.
"Are you going to tell him, or should I!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is Excellent Chris, no pussy cat for him, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate that got me laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is Excellent Chris, no pussy cat for him, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate that got me laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 CUTE LOL VERY FUNNY LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard an old joke very similar to this,just it wasn't little johnny!.Yet ,it was very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard this before, but it's brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Johnny Johnny!. If there is really a kid like Johnny, many parents will get lots of headache!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha, LMAO!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! that was extra HILARIOUS!!! A good way to end the day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.TOO CUTEWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like the way it says cat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!
poor little johnny!
poor dad too lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor little johnny!
poor dad too lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont get it!? whats up with kicking the cat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
classic well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. good one!. lil johnny NEVER fails to make me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LITTLE JOHNNY ON !.!.!.!.!. GRAMMAR: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out, ' Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!' The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'!. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!. Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, ' You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!!! '
LITTLE JOHNNY ON !.!.!.!.!. ENGLISH: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word!?' Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate!.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful!.' Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob'
A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?' She calls on little Johnny!. He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot!.' The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.' Then little Johnny says ' I have a question for you!. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!. Which one is married!?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ' Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!. ' To which Little Johnny replied, ' The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LITTLE JOHNNY ON !.!.!.!.!. ENGLISH: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word!?' Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate!.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful!.' Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob'
A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?' She calls on little Johnny!. He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot!.' The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.' Then little Johnny says ' I have a question for you!. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!. Which one is married!?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ' Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!. ' To which Little Johnny replied, ' The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com