Is there weird humour in these jokes?!
Question: Is there weird humour in these jokes!?
1!. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed!.
He shoots his friend and kills him!.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!.'
2!. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'!.!.!.!.
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'!.!.!.!.
3!. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE!? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4!. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period!?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!.'
5!. Confident vs!. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential!?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that!. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed!.
He shoots his friend and kills him!.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!.'
2!. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'!.!.!.!.
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'!.!.!.!.
3!. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE!? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4!. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period!?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!.'
5!. Confident vs!. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential!?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that!. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol yes they have good twist i like the first the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
WIFE=washing,ironing,f@@@@@g,etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mostly awesome!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha brilliant
I especially like the toilet/toothbrush oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I especially like the toilet/toothbrush oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
All are hillarious one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
VERY GOOD JOKESWww@Enter-QA@Com
VERY GOOD JOKESWww@Enter-QA@Com
my favourites are 2-6-5Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are all prety funny, favorite is 6!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really liked the last one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found them funny, but wouldnt class them as 'jokes' x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I think you're right ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found them all quite funny
but then again, i'm a little weird myself =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
but then again, i'm a little weird myself =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is well cool lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL they are very funny!. Make me smile!! Have a star!! =] xoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yup!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. nto weird but witty they are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent jokes!.!.!.!.!. loved them!.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com