How do you like this punch line?!
Question: How do you like this punch line!?
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed!.
The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy!.
One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box!. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't!.
In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars!.
This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed!?
He replied, well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box!.
Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times!.
She asked: But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from!?
He replied: Well, every time I got to a dozen, I sold them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy!.
One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box!. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't!.
In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars!.
This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed!?
He replied, well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box!.
Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times!.
She asked: But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from!?
He replied: Well, every time I got to a dozen, I sold them!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Brother, that is wicked funny!. I'm telling my boss that joke tomorrow, he will undoubtedly shet himself!. His name is Chuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's awful that he's been unfaithful that much!. I hate that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha thats sort of sad i guess (just agreeing wit the others) but i thought it was funny haWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHH LOL THIS IS WAYYYYY TOOOO FUNNY!.!.!.LOL UR TAKIN AWAY ALL MY STARS WELL I GUESS I CAN GIVE U THIS ONE LOL ENJOY *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, but mean for the wife!. Lol, anyways funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard a joke like that before
Kinda funny, I'll admit
But I've heard better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kinda funny, I'll admit
But I've heard better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, when is his funeral!? LOL!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dumb butWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats terrible
its okay i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
its okay i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
never would i tell that joke!.!.!.but its ok for a cheesy joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com