Do you like lawyer jokes?!
Question: Do you like lawyer jokes!?
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean!.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire!. The insurance company paid for everything!."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer!. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything!."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked: How do you start a flood!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire!. The insurance company paid for everything!."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer!. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything!."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked: How do you start a flood!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
O!.M!.G!. LOL THIS IS BEYOND FUNNY I CANNOT TELL U HOW MUCH IM LAUGHING RIGHT KNOW LOL {ROFL}!.!.!.that my friends deserves a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one
A new client had just come in to see the lawyer!.
"I’d like to know how much you charge!?", said the client!.
"Sure", said the lawyer, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it!?"
"Yes it is, And what’s your third question!?"
Q!. What do lawyers do when they die!?
A!. They lie still!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A new client had just come in to see the lawyer!.
"I’d like to know how much you charge!?", said the client!.
"Sure", said the lawyer, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it!?"
"Yes it is, And what’s your third question!?"
Q!. What do lawyers do when they die!?
A!. They lie still!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
makes senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like it! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer!?!?!?
An Alsatian!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Alsatian!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com