Could have prevented...?!
Question: Could have prevented!.!.!.!?
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus!. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her!. So she immediately moved to another seat!.
This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again!. The man seemed even more amused!. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested!.
The case came up in court!. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself!. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this!.!.!. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned!. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile!. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself!. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident,' I just lost it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again!. The man seemed even more amused!. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested!.
The case came up in court!. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself!. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this!.!.!. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned!. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile!. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself!. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident,' I just lost it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha ha, i just pictured a man in the bus placing himself under the sign " William's Big Stick Does the Trick "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.very funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Oh God, I was that woman!
No not really!. Funny story though!. Internet high five! WOO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No not really!. Funny story though!. Internet high five! WOO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao i actually laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would been arrested as well!. So there was no preventing the laughter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Holy crAp this was f*cking great!!! It took me a long time to stop laughing!!! Lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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That was just wrong!.!.!.!. FUNNY but wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got a star from me!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats woz funny!! lol
still laffin now!Www@Enter-QA@Com
still laffin now!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha they should have signs like that around at the ob/gyn's officeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that pretty funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u had me laafin there
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