The Master...?!
Question: The Master!.!.!.!?
A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts!.
He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?"
"You are, Master," said the monkey, cowering!.
Then the lion approached a warthog!. "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?" roared the lion!.
"You are, my Lord," said the warthog, quivering with fear!.
Next the lion met an elephant!. "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?" roared the lion!.
The elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him in the air, slammed him ten times against a tree trunk, threw him into a dense patch of thorns, and strolled away!.
"Okay!" shouted the lion!. "There's no need to turn nasty just because you don't know the answer!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?"
"You are, Master," said the monkey, cowering!.
Then the lion approached a warthog!. "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?" roared the lion!.
"You are, my Lord," said the warthog, quivering with fear!.
Next the lion met an elephant!. "Who is the Mightiest of Animals!?" roared the lion!.
The elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him in the air, slammed him ten times against a tree trunk, threw him into a dense patch of thorns, and strolled away!.
"Okay!" shouted the lion!. "There's no need to turn nasty just because you don't know the answer!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol!!! This was sweet man!!!
"Who is the Master Comedian!?"
"It is you, Donkey!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who is the Master Comedian!?"
"It is you, Donkey!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
And the moral of the story is: once an egomaniac, always an egomaniac!. Stupid lion, lololWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe, perfect! Gotta love that elephant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaahhahahahahahahah very funny!!!!!!!!!!!
lion cant take defeat!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lion cant take defeat!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oooo ooooo pick me pick me i know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow hes dumb (the lion)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Meh it's ok!.!.!.and how can the lion be dumb if it can talk!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that isnt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your on a roll tonight!!!.!.!.keep goingWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
he he he i know people like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com