How about a little humor from NY?!
Question: How about a little humor from NY!?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe!. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe!. The good news is that you get to choose how you die!."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison!." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down!.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please!." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out!.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork!. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over --the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere!. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible!. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing!?!?!?"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison!." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down!.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please!." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out!.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork!. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over --the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere!. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible!. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing!?!?!?"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
perfect example of NY!!
good one star for u :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one star for u :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHEHEEHEEHEHE
hilarious!!
OMFG!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!
OMFG!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah hell yes!. thats awesomee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
O!.M!.G!. LOL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST NY JOKE IVE EVER HEARD LOL THIS DESERVES A *Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny, totally what a new yorker would doWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gotta love New YorkersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answer: FALSE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny but if you got to hold the gun when they gave it to you, wouldn't you just shoot them!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. That was great!. Gotta love NY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha!! very very good, thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats what id do!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
classic!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. wonderful!.!.!.!.!.!.!. bravo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. that was really cool!.!.!.keep it up!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny
A young couple were taking a nice quiet walk late one light,it was dark!.They were walking over a bridge!.All of a sudden the wife says"oh my god i gotta pee really bad!." The husband says"Well,ill lift you up on the bridge railing,hang your butt over the railing and pee!."So the wife looks down over the railing and jumps down!.Her husband says" Whats the matter now!?" She says"I cant pee down there!.!.!.!.!.theres 2 people in a canoe!.!" The husband looks over the raling and says"Whats the matter with you,are you crazy or something!.!.!.!.!.thats just your reflection!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young couple were taking a nice quiet walk late one light,it was dark!.They were walking over a bridge!.All of a sudden the wife says"oh my god i gotta pee really bad!." The husband says"Well,ill lift you up on the bridge railing,hang your butt over the railing and pee!."So the wife looks down over the railing and jumps down!.Her husband says" Whats the matter now!?" She says"I cant pee down there!.!.!.!.!.theres 2 people in a canoe!.!" The husband looks over the raling and says"Whats the matter with you,are you crazy or something!.!.!.!.!.thats just your reflection!"Www@Enter-QA@Com