Don't take your wife golfing (joke) Is this funny?!
Question: Don't take your wife golfing (joke) Is this funny!?
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat!. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened!.
Well, it was like this, said the man!. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows!.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball !.!.!. stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my mistake!.
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, it was like this, said the man!. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows!.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball !.!.!. stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my mistake!.
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha!.!.!.thats one of the few funny ones I've read today lol!. Loves it :=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!. It's funny because the damage wasn't delt by the golf equipment, or the cow, but the wife herself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. haha!. It was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I actually giggled!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahaha that is sooo funny!!!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not that funny, but it's okay!. Just don't use it in a comedy club!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
THIEFWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
fair enough :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's just not rightWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome
good one!.!.!.!.!.
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com