Is this a new blonde joke?!
Question: Is this a new blonde joke!?
i pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Walmart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador retriever pup had fresh air!.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there!.
I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay!. Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car,
a pretty young blond lady, gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Super Walmart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador retriever pup had fresh air!.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there!.
I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay!. Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car,
a pretty young blond lady, gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol thats very funny and no i ahvent ever heard it before
but funny i alsmot wet myself
sorry I'm blonde and very stupid LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
but funny i alsmot wet myself
sorry I'm blonde and very stupid LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha sounds new to me, never heard it b4
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also watch my vids plz =D
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=IAiPAD_d1u8
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=UeZ2g_rm1HIWww@Enter-QA@Com
niceeeeeee!.!.!. the blonde jokes works all the time for me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it must be!. New to me!. Must have looked funny you talking to yr car!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Never heard it,so it must be new!.
LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Well Done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
o ok i had to read it again cuz i didnt really pay attention the first time!.!.!.hahaha thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't even get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com