Do you know how old this joke is...The priest in a small Irish village loved his!
Question: Do you know how old this joke is!.!.!.The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens,!?
which he kept in a coop behind the church!. One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing!.
He knew about the c0ckfights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church!. During Mass, he asked his congregation:
"Has anybody got a c0ck!?"
All the men stood up!.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant!. Has anybody seen a c0ck!?"
All the women stood up!.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either!. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them!?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant!. What I really, really mean is: has anybody seen MY c0ck!?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He knew about the c0ckfights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church!. During Mass, he asked his congregation:
"Has anybody got a c0ck!?"
All the men stood up!.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant!. Has anybody seen a c0ck!?"
All the women stood up!.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either!. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them!?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant!. What I really, really mean is: has anybody seen MY c0ck!?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I heard this from a priest in small Irish village in 1987!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Old but good =)Www@Enter-QA@Com