Will this joke be copiyed..A married couple are driving along a highway?!


Question: Will this joke be copiyed!.!.A married couple are driving along a highway!?
doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel!.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce!." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph!.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are!."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases!.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck!. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph!. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster!.

By now she's up to ninety mph!. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too!."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling!.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want!?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need!."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got!?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
damn max will copy it, never heard this joke before tho :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have a feeling this one wont get copiyed, at least not tonight anyway, I think that boy wonder Max the rat has gone for a snooze now!. Do you think he dreams about us jesters!.

I can see a little humour in the joke, you know what they say, be weary of a woman scorned!.

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

trust the man to want every thing
and trust the women to get every thing
good one
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha
It probobly will be copied!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You finally finished it then!?

Nice one, mate!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Too crude the level to which a woman can get to take revenge on!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats funny! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahha, case closed!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That sounds like something i would do!.!.!.That was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wow, thats justice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

trhat gets an 8 on the funny meterWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah thas funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah, thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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