What is the best dis you can think of?!
Question: What is the best dis you can think of!?
Answers:
You're so poor, when the burglars came to your shack, they left you money
You're so fat !.!.!.!.!.!. can't think of anything you resemble, your on a league of your own
you're so stupid, when your mum bought you a sugar ringed doughnut you returned it because it had a hole in it!.
you're so stupid that you buried your gameboy becuase the batteries were dead
You're so ugly, ur mum wrapped you around with pork rinds so the dog would play with you
You're are so ugly, your mother fed you by using a slingshot
Urghhh !.!.!. what's that on your neck!. Oh wait !.!.!. it's just your head
You’re mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
You’re mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
You’re mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
You’re mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay! I’ll have all of it! When’s the main course menu coming!?"
You’re mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
You’re mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
You’re mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!.
You’re mama so fat she influences the tides!.
You’re mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
You’re mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
You’re mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
You’re mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo
You’re mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
You’re mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
You’re mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
You’re mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
You’re mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
You’re dad so ugly, when the he was born the doctors almost circumcised his face
You’re mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
You’re mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
You’re mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose!.
You’re mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
You’re mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
You’re mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
You’re mama so old she got more rolls than the local bakery
You're mam so stupid, it took her four hours to cook a one-minute-rice!.
Look into a mirror - enough said
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You're so fat !.!.!.!.!.!. can't think of anything you resemble, your on a league of your own
you're so stupid, when your mum bought you a sugar ringed doughnut you returned it because it had a hole in it!.
you're so stupid that you buried your gameboy becuase the batteries were dead
You're so ugly, ur mum wrapped you around with pork rinds so the dog would play with you
You're are so ugly, your mother fed you by using a slingshot
Urghhh !.!.!. what's that on your neck!. Oh wait !.!.!. it's just your head
You’re mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
You’re mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
You’re mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
You’re mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay! I’ll have all of it! When’s the main course menu coming!?"
You’re mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
You’re mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
You’re mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!.
You’re mama so fat she influences the tides!.
You’re mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
You’re mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
You’re mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
You’re mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo
You’re mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
You’re mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
You’re mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
You’re mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
You’re mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
You’re dad so ugly, when the he was born the doctors almost circumcised his face
You’re mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
You’re mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
You’re mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose!.
You’re mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
You’re mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
You’re mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
You’re mama so old she got more rolls than the local bakery
You're mam so stupid, it took her four hours to cook a one-minute-rice!.
Look into a mirror - enough said
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Calling a female 'fat'!
It really grinds at them and sits on their mind for ever, spuring them on to look in mirrors and say to people do you think im fat, he said i was fat, what do you think, im not fat am i!?' etc etc
You can have hours of fun dissing women in this way!. lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It really grinds at them and sits on their mind for ever, spuring them on to look in mirrors and say to people do you think im fat, he said i was fat, what do you think, im not fat am i!?' etc etc
You can have hours of fun dissing women in this way!. lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you know the person you want to dis address!. Say his name is John Doe!. Call up Jimmy Swaggert Ministries and say "Hello, I'm John Doe!. I want to pledge $200 a week!. Please bill me at!.!.!.!.(address)"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when talking about mommas interrupt
" ok lets spend some time on yo momma everybody else has"
and " yo mommas like nascar she burn 4 rubbers in one nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
" ok lets spend some time on yo momma everybody else has"
and " yo mommas like nascar she burn 4 rubbers in one nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Shut the *** Up BytchWww@Enter-QA@Com
You got something on your' chin!.!.!. no the other one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your momma is !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just look in the mirror, nuff saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur mum is like a wallpaper remover!. i pay she stripsWww@Enter-QA@Com
your momma is so!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you were born in a reject shopWww@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com