Not another blonde joke?!
Question: Not another blonde joke!?
Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall!.
"What's that big brass gong for!?" one of the friend's asked!.
"Issss nod a gong!. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied!.
"A talking clock - seriously!?"
"Yup!." "Hmmm (hic)!."
"How's it work!?" the second friend asked, squinting at it!.
"Just watch" she said!.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash' and stepped back!. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence!.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*ck's sake you stupid b*tch, it's ten past three in the f*cking morning!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What's that big brass gong for!?" one of the friend's asked!.
"Issss nod a gong!. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied!.
"A talking clock - seriously!?"
"Yup!." "Hmmm (hic)!."
"How's it work!?" the second friend asked, squinting at it!.
"Just watch" she said!.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash' and stepped back!. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence!.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*ck's sake you stupid b*tch, it's ten past three in the f*cking morning!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha Lol seriously, I am wiping tears away here!! Hmm!.!.a clock like that would be useful, save me money and electricity!!
Another star yet again!!
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Another star yet again!!
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As funny as some are, 'blonde' jokes are just discriminating against blondes, and although everyone makes fun about being blonde, most girls (and some guys) dye their hair blonde all the time, why!? Especially if you are just going to joke about it!.
Lolness anyway!.
Brunette *Angel*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lolness anyway!.
Brunette *Angel*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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indeed a gud 1!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
lol
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that was good!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one keep it up!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it!. That was a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! that was soooooooooooooooo funny!!!!*****************Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao that was really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnie lol but im a blonde so dont diss meh!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
an old one but i still like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
dat's niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so there are smart blondes out there!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
lol too funny
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol too funny
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
REALLY GOOD!.!.!.I HAVEN'T HEARD IT BEFORE!! HAVE A STAR :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.funny!.!.!.keep 'em coming!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol !!!!!!! funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol !!!!!!! funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!! i've heard that one before!. it's been a while though!. but it's still funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com