Why it's better to be a Woman?.....old but true?!
Question: Why it's better to be a Woman!?!.!.!.!.!.old but true!?
1!. We got off the Titanic first!.
2!. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers!.
3!. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous!. Guys look like complete idiots in ours!.
4!. We can be groupies!. Male groupies are stalkers!.
5!. We can cry and get off speeding fines!.
6!. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game!.
7!. Taxis stop for us!.
8!. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance!.
9!. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing!.
10!. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies !.!.!. (you get the point)!.
11!. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay!.
12!. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!.
13!. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life!.
14!. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower!.
15!. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselvesWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers!.
3!. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous!. Guys look like complete idiots in ours!.
4!. We can be groupies!. Male groupies are stalkers!.
5!. We can cry and get off speeding fines!.
6!. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game!.
7!. Taxis stop for us!.
8!. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance!.
9!. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing!.
10!. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies !.!.!. (you get the point)!.
11!. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay!.
12!. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!.
13!. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life!.
14!. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower!.
15!. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselvesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i liked yours but Steve B's response was good too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but obviously its better to be a woman!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this isn't even a question!. just a bitchy statement!. seems like you're looking for some reassuring that you're a proud woman!. congratulations on all your perks, but i'm a happy guy so don't try to spoil my fun by criticizing my gender!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! You're preaching to the choir, sister!!
I read a study recently that said that men have actually started living longer than women!. Sad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I read a study recently that said that men have actually started living longer than women!. Sad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
oldy but a true goody lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
good stuff thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
oldy but a true goody lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
good stuff thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
And we can blame EVERY bad behaviors/blow ups on PMS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
We have what they want:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well men can be President!.!.!.!.God that wasn't at all a good come back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
So true! Especially the last two!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol well said girl!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
then why do you need men!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
have seen it before but still goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
high five to that :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhh, but God is a man!. The Bible says Adam was made in his image!. Besides, all the best people are guys, like Jesus and Chuck Norris!. Besides, woman relie on men!. Without men, you wouldn't have half the things on your list!.
!.!.!. Well in truth, I don't think one could do without the other!.
- Except for woman, who could do without man!.!.!. wait, what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. Well in truth, I don't think one could do without the other!.
- Except for woman, who could do without man!.!.!. wait, what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant! lol this is SO true!. Keep em coming! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
And here is my response
Why Men are Better
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained
weight
When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop
on every shot of someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with
you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they
can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7!.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy
every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger
seat
Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
You never have to worry about other's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people
think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a **** if someone doesn't notice your
new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your
buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve
yourself to look like him
Same work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone
else's
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you
go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would,
he won't tell your friends you've changed
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting
dog is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why Men are Better
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained
weight
When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop
on every shot of someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with
you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they
can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7!.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy
every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger
seat
Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
You never have to worry about other's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people
think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a **** if someone doesn't notice your
new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your
buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve
yourself to look like him
Same work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone
else's
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you
go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would,
he won't tell your friends you've changed
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting
dog is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not!. men are better!. we are inferior!.Www@Enter-QA@Com