Have you ever seen a Blonde horse back riding like this before??!
Question: Have you ever seen a Blonde horse back riding like this before!?!?
A blonde horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience!. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion!. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle!.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap a way from
the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune!.!.!.!.!. Frank, the Walmart
greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience!. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion!. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle!.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap a way from
the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune!.!.!.!.!. Frank, the Walmart
greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOLLL!!!!! Freaking blondes!. That was fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds me of the one where a girl gets a lift to the local store on a horse ridden by a Native American!. As she rides along she hears crys of "Woohoo", and "Yippee"!. When she gets of the horse he lets out a last yell "Yahoo" as he rides off!.
She asks the store clerk what it was all about!. He asked her, "how were you staying on while riding!?"
She answered, "I was sitting behind him with my arms around him holding onto the saddle horn!."
The clerk then said, "Don't you know, Injuns always ride bareback!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She asks the store clerk what it was all about!. He asked her, "how were you staying on while riding!?"
She answered, "I was sitting behind him with my arms around him holding onto the saddle horn!."
The clerk then said, "Don't you know, Injuns always ride bareback!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha! The moose one at our Walmart is scarier, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL NOW THATS FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Silly, hair color goes a long way, I see!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.That was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats good!.!.!. was not expecting that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a riot!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com