The snail....?!
Question: The snail!.!.!.!.!?
A guy hears a knock at his door!. When he answers it, there’s nobody there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat!. Frustrated, the guy picks up the snail and hurls it into the street!.
Five years go by, and there’s another knock at the door!. The man answers it, and again there’s no one standing there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat!.
The snail looks up and says, “What the h*ll was that all about!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Five years go by, and there’s another knock at the door!. The man answers it, and again there’s no one standing there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat!.
The snail looks up and says, “What the h*ll was that all about!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh my God!!! i laughed my a$$$$$ off, thanks for the laugh, i really needed that!!! starred 10/10!! jeez i loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good
a man dies and goes to heaven when he gets to the gates 2 people are in front of him St!. Peter says "Heaven is a big place and you will need a mode of transportation to get around with!.so we decided by how many times you have cheated on your wife!." and asks the first "how many times did you cheat on yours, do not lie!."
the man replies with shame "18 times"
St!. Peter says "take this car"
woosh! a truck rusted from years of use appears
St!. Peter looks to the next, who answers "3 times"
"take this car"
woosh! a 1988 oldsmobile appears
the final man anwsers "never"
"Take the car of your dreams"
woosh! a corevette apears
some time later the first to were driving along and saw the 3 man weeping profusly
the asked what was wrong and he said
"i!.!.!.!. saw!.!.!.my wife, sh-she was o-on a skatebaord!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man dies and goes to heaven when he gets to the gates 2 people are in front of him St!. Peter says "Heaven is a big place and you will need a mode of transportation to get around with!.so we decided by how many times you have cheated on your wife!." and asks the first "how many times did you cheat on yours, do not lie!."
the man replies with shame "18 times"
St!. Peter says "take this car"
woosh! a truck rusted from years of use appears
St!. Peter looks to the next, who answers "3 times"
"take this car"
woosh! a 1988 oldsmobile appears
the final man anwsers "never"
"Take the car of your dreams"
woosh! a corevette apears
some time later the first to were driving along and saw the 3 man weeping profusly
the asked what was wrong and he said
"i!.!.!.!. saw!.!.!.my wife, sh-she was o-on a skatebaord!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
How long of the 5 years did it take the snail to knock at the door!? Talk about persistence - the snail would have made a great Fuller Brush salesman !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry!.
It's okay, but I've heard better!. Five years is too long, anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's okay, but I've heard better!. Five years is too long, anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahahahhahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha not bad :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow 5 years to come back to the door!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahah 5 years, poor thing
That was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Got a chuckle out of me!! Thanks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol haha thats funny I L!.O!.V!.E itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's star worthy
lol
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com