Blondes................!
Question: Blondes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake!. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee!. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent!.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1!. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat!.
2!. The bouncer is a blonde woman!.
3!. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate!.
4!. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter!.
5!. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No!.!.!. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent!.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1!. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat!.
2!. The bouncer is a blonde woman!.
3!. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate!.
4!. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter!.
5!. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No!.!.!. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha, what does a blond do after sex!?
She gets annoying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She gets annoying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is funny, Sophie ;-)
don't take it personally (assuming you are a blonde!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
don't take it personally (assuming you are a blonde!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha :)
i loooove blonde jokes :)
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i loooove blonde jokes :)
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!!! A classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.!.that's hilarious!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAOOOOO!!
I GET IT AHAHAHAH~
VERY CUTE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I GET IT AHAHAHAH~
VERY CUTE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am in complete agreement with the blind
its going to be difficult to explain 5 times and still not sure it that's enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
its going to be difficult to explain 5 times and still not sure it that's enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny, hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love it offencive but so funny, here have a star dude, carry on writing the jokes man i need more laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
: < (Www@Enter-QA@Com
very niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
true!.!.!.oh so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! real good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaah so true!.!.!.
blondes are stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
blondes are stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eh Tony meng, good joke meng!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for a laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tony I'm hurt!.!.!.!.!! lol!.!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny :(Www@Enter-QA@Com