Remember this old Blonde joke?!
Question: Remember this old Blonde joke!?
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass!. Of course, the farmer is blond!.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing and looking at nothing!.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks, "Ah, excuse me, mister, but what are you doing!?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize!."
"How!?" asks the man, puzzled!.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing and looking at nothing!.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks, "Ah, excuse me, mister, but what are you doing!?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize!."
"How!?" asks the man, puzzled!.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha! ha! ha! funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you!?
A- Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back!.
Q- How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
A- Blondes don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the backseat of your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A- Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back!.
Q- How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
A- Blondes don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the backseat of your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not even humorous, didn't even raise a titter, or a smile, too old I guess!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very bad! Go away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes it is funny if it really happens but not as funny to read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never actually heard that one,Quite funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very subtle and very clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
patheticWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG i have never heard that joke b4 thats really funny!. NO offence but it was!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
awful
Bartoni your joke is excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
awful
Bartoni your joke is excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bartoni that one really made me lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!
thats reli reli funny
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thats reli reli funny
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NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haa Thats quite funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yep heard it before and it dosent get better with age!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
never heard that one but I liked it!.!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yup, kinda lame!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think just a stupid farmer would have been sufficient for that joke!. I'm hurt :o(Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You want old blonde jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.this will light up your evening!.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave!.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off!.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises!. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing!. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off!.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,"What in the name of good GOD are you doing!?" I told him I was a light bulb!.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out!." go home and recuperate for a couple of days!."
I jumped down and walked out of the office!.!.!. when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, and where do you think you're going!?!"
(You're gonna love this!.!.!.!.)
She said, "I'm going home, too!. I can't work in the dark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave!.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off!.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises!. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing!. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off!.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,"What in the name of good GOD are you doing!?" I told him I was a light bulb!.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out!." go home and recuperate for a couple of days!."
I jumped down and walked out of the office!.!.!. when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, and where do you think you're going!?!"
(You're gonna love this!.!.!.!.)
She said, "I'm going home, too!. I can't work in the dark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com