Whats your occupation??!
Question: Whats your occupation!?!?
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution!.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation!.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation!.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it!.!.!. I'm a chicken farmer!."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution!."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation!.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation!.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it!.!.!. I'm a chicken farmer!."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution!."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That is funny, you naughty girl!!!!!!! Check this joke!
A Blind Walmart Associate
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday!. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter!.
A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades!.
She says, 'Excuse me, sir!. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel!?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes!.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway!.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB!. Test line!. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20!.00!.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter!.
I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor!.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says!.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind!. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted!. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around!.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34!.50 please!. '
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20!.00!? How did you get $34!.50!?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am!. The rod and reel is $20!.00, but the Duck Call is $11!.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3!.50!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Blind Walmart Associate
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday!. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter!.
A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades!.
She says, 'Excuse me, sir!. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel!?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes!.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway!.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB!. Test line!. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20!.00!.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter!.
I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor!.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says!.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind!. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted!. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around!.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34!.50 please!. '
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20!.00!? How did you get $34!.50!?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am!. The rod and reel is $20!.00, but the Duck Call is $11!.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3!.50!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've got one for ya!.!.!.!.
Theres a guy in a Mustang goin about 80 in a 65 zone!. A state trooper pulls him over and says
"son, do you have any idea how fast you were going!?
the man replies,
"yes sir, i do!. You see, i was in a rush, 'cause i've got a dead body in the trunk, the gun under my seat, and a pound of cocaine hidden under the back seat!."
Well, obviously the cop freaks out, arrests the man, puts him in the patroll car and calls for backup!. He doesnt check the car because of murder and drug protocol!.
He informs the department of what was going on, and within seconds the whole department is down there!.
The Chief of Police arrive son the scene and inspects the car!.!.!.!.
He opens the trunk!.!.!.!.!.No body
He checks under the driver seat!.!.!.!.no gun
he checks under the back seat!.!.!.!.!.No drugs
The chief walks over to the bewildered state trooper and the "suspect" and says,
"This officer reported that this car had a dead body in the trunk, a gun under the seat, and a pound of cocaine under the back!.!.!."
the "suspect cutts the chief off an says,
"yea!? i bet the bastard told you i was speedin too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Theres a guy in a Mustang goin about 80 in a 65 zone!. A state trooper pulls him over and says
"son, do you have any idea how fast you were going!?
the man replies,
"yes sir, i do!. You see, i was in a rush, 'cause i've got a dead body in the trunk, the gun under my seat, and a pound of cocaine hidden under the back seat!."
Well, obviously the cop freaks out, arrests the man, puts him in the patroll car and calls for backup!. He doesnt check the car because of murder and drug protocol!.
He informs the department of what was going on, and within seconds the whole department is down there!.
The Chief of Police arrive son the scene and inspects the car!.!.!.!.
He opens the trunk!.!.!.!.!.No body
He checks under the driver seat!.!.!.!.no gun
he checks under the back seat!.!.!.!.!.No drugs
The chief walks over to the bewildered state trooper and the "suspect" and says,
"This officer reported that this car had a dead body in the trunk, a gun under the seat, and a pound of cocaine under the back!.!.!."
the "suspect cutts the chief off an says,
"yea!? i bet the bastard told you i was speedin too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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