What eats, shoots, and leaves?!
Question: What eats, shoots, and leaves!?
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich!. The waiter brings him the sandwich!. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out!.
The bartender yells for him to stop!. The panda bear asks, “What do you want!?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food!.”
The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda!. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions!. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring!. Eats shoots and leaves!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender yells for him to stop!. The panda bear asks, “What do you want!?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food!.”
The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda!. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions!. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring!. Eats shoots and leaves!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HEY JASMINE WASSUP HOME SKILLET!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good one I haven't heard in a while, but the dictionary definitely says the panda is a mammal It was used as the title to a book about common grammatical errors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The panda isn't a marsupial!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love pandas
My mom and dad adopted a panda for my 13th birthday :)
She is called Xsu Xiong think thats how you spell it!.!.!. lol
:)
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My mom and dad adopted a panda for my 13th birthday :)
She is called Xsu Xiong think thats how you spell it!.!.!. lol
:)
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Nicely put together, good play on words, and funny too, thanks for a good chuckle!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was an interesting book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww that was a cute joke
anyone wanna read mine!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
anyone wanna read mine!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pandas arent maarsupials!.!.!.
there is an entire book about this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
there is an entire book about this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
A KoalaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha it was good teeheeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love pandasWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!! Cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny pandas r cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was a real question!.
I was about to say men, lmfaoo!!
IF you catch my drift, x ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was about to say men, lmfaoo!!
IF you catch my drift, x ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh isn't that a book about grammar!? my mom read it, i think it's funny! lol, star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tee-hee!.!.!. thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a cute oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty cute! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
uh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com