5 JOKES 4 U A guy goes to a doctor and the doctor says "Sir, you need to st!
Question: 5 JOKES 4 U A guy goes to a doctor and the doctor says "Sir, you need to stop mastrubating!.!.!.!."!.!?
And the guy says "Why!?" and the doctor says "Cause I'm TRYING to examine you"
A salesman knocks on a door and a five year old kid answers holding a beer and smoking a cigerette, the salesman asks
"are your parents home!?" The kid says "What the F*@! do YOU think!?"
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw!"
A guy walks into a bar holding a pile of dog crap and says "Look what I almost stepped in!!!"
Two nuns are driving down a road at night when a vampire jumps out onto the road, so one nun says to the other "Sister, show him your cross!" so the other nun rolls down the window and shouts "GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID VAMPIRE !!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A salesman knocks on a door and a five year old kid answers holding a beer and smoking a cigerette, the salesman asks
"are your parents home!?" The kid says "What the F*@! do YOU think!?"
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw!"
A guy walks into a bar holding a pile of dog crap and says "Look what I almost stepped in!!!"
Two nuns are driving down a road at night when a vampire jumps out onto the road, so one nun says to the other "Sister, show him your cross!" so the other nun rolls down the window and shouts "GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID VAMPIRE !!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The last one was hilarious!!! Ohhh, that filthy nun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All are good but the last one!Www@Enter-QA@Com