Black Jokes..?!
Question: Black Jokes!.!.!?
so my bro and sis are half black and they are always making fun of me!. saying jokes about the border!. idk because they are hispanic too!. soo i just wanted to know if anyone could tell me some black jokes that i can use on them!. thanks in advance:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big!?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying!?
A: His lips are moving!.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction!?
A: Jail break
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas!?
A: Your T!.V
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour!?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics!?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken!.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV!?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white!?
A: AliveWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying!?
A: His lips are moving!.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction!?
A: Jail break
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas!?
A: Your T!.V
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour!?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics!?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken!.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV!?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white!?
A: AliveWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't "hit them back"!.!.!.
instead show them love!.!.!.!.care!.!.!.!.the one every person is longing for!.!.!.
in a matter of time they will stop!.!.!.your taking "revenge" at them would bring only NOTHING!.!.!.
the best way is to get back at those who hurt you is to show love!
try it, it is effective!
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instead show them love!.!.!.!.care!.!.!.!.the one every person is longing for!.!.!.
in a matter of time they will stop!.!.!.your taking "revenge" at them would bring only NOTHING!.!.!.
the best way is to get back at those who hurt you is to show love!
try it, it is effective!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's three things a black man can't get!?
A blonde
Tan, and a
Job
What flavor of kool-aid do you like!?
Grape
Why do you always see black people in a Chinese take out!?
What happends when a black man gets a tan!?
He turns into charcoalWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde
Tan, and a
Job
What flavor of kool-aid do you like!?
Grape
Why do you always see black people in a Chinese take out!?
What happends when a black man gets a tan!?
He turns into charcoalWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't count on it bcuz your !? might get deleted!. The guidelines are pretty clear when it comes to racism or anything close!. just letting you know the Yahoo "Team" is choosy about the content on here!.
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I know the theme is old, but: Do you know why there were so many blacks killed in Vietnam!? ~~~ Because whenever someone yelled "GET DOWN" -- they jumped up, & started dancing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
where can you find black place that smells something like bats!?!?
answer: let him/her raise their hands <<the arm feet>>
then laugh at him loudly!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
answer: let him/her raise their hands <<the arm feet>>
then laugh at him loudly!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i like Brtich's
but i have one but dont get mad at me!.
why do u never hit a black guy on a bike!?
cuz its prolly ur bike!.
hahaha
jst type in black jokes into google u will find so many,Www@Enter-QA@Com
but i have one but dont get mad at me!.
why do u never hit a black guy on a bike!?
cuz its prolly ur bike!.
hahaha
jst type in black jokes into google u will find so many,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jake B!.!.!.That's racist!.!.!.It's okay when it's funny but that's just plain retarded!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this isnt a joke more of a prank but!.!.!.!.!.!.KICK THEM IN THE BLACK FACE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice jesica!. good humorWww@Enter-QA@Com
When its dark outside, just stop and ask!.
"wait, where'd you go!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"wait, where'd you go!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How can you see a black person in the dark!?
-When they smile :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
-When they smile :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
google mah frend!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could say!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you're so black!.!.!.!.that if you stood in front of a white wall!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you would look like a hallwayWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call 100 dead black ppl
a good start
Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first!?
Who cares!?
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car!. Who's driving!?
The cop!
Why are black peoples nostrils so big!?
Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them!.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction!?
Jail break
last but not least
why do black ppl always have nightmares
the last one that had a dream got shot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a good start
Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first!?
Who cares!?
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car!. Who's driving!?
The cop!
Why are black peoples nostrils so big!?
Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them!.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction!?
Jail break
last but not least
why do black ppl always have nightmares
the last one that had a dream got shot!Www@Enter-QA@Com