Are these jokes any good?!
Question: Are these jokes any good!?
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper!.
"Hello!."
"Is your dad home!?" he asked!.
"Yes," whispered the kid!.
"May I talk with him!?"
The kid said, "No!."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mom there!?"
"Yes!."
"May I talk with her!?"
Again the small voice said, "No!."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there!?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman!."
Wondering what a cop would be doing there, he asked, "May I speak with the policeman!?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child!.
"Doing what!?"
"Talking to Dad and Mom and the Fireman," came the whispered answer!.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise!?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice!.
"What is going on there!?" asked the boss!.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!."
Alarmed, concerned, and frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for!?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hello!."
"Is your dad home!?" he asked!.
"Yes," whispered the kid!.
"May I talk with him!?"
The kid said, "No!."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mom there!?"
"Yes!."
"May I talk with her!?"
Again the small voice said, "No!."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there!?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman!."
Wondering what a cop would be doing there, he asked, "May I speak with the policeman!?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child!.
"Doing what!?"
"Talking to Dad and Mom and the Fireman," came the whispered answer!.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise!?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice!.
"What is going on there!?" asked the boss!.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!."
Alarmed, concerned, and frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for!?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Not very funny!. The second one gets confusing!. The third is just dumb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one i heard before, the second one was funny but way to confusing, the 3rd one you cut it off but i got it cause i heard it before!. but overall not to to badWww@Enter-QA@Com
horribleWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
i laffed
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i laffed
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they r alright they are not amusing but okWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first and third one I've heard, and I don't think they're too great, personally!. The second was is clever, but not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one get a 10 from me- third one gets a 8 the second one was o!.k!. give it a 5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First one was great!. I"m thinking you made up the last two!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one is good, just finish it!. i figure out wat it was going for thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good!.
I didn't like the last one thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't like the last one thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahha great;
how about this:
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Bill Gates & MicroShaft in conjunction with Dell & HP are starting a new recycling initiative:
1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal
2> they are asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC
3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;
a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD
b) installing the full MSO set
c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc!.)
d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)
e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters
f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!
hahahaha
cheers
( ??RfD?? )Www@Enter-QA@Com
how about this:
_____________________
Bill Gates & MicroShaft in conjunction with Dell & HP are starting a new recycling initiative:
1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal
2> they are asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC
3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;
a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD
b) installing the full MSO set
c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc!.)
d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)
e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters
f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!
hahahaha
cheers
( ??RfD?? )Www@Enter-QA@Com