Are you going to tell him?!
Question: Are you going to tell him!?
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores!. "Not yet ," says the little boy!.
His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast!.
Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one!. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well!. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig!.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal!? " he asks!.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either!. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk!."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen!.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, " Are you going to tell him, or shall I!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast!.
Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one!. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well!. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig!.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal!? " he asks!.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either!. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk!."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen!.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, " Are you going to tell him, or shall I!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha!!! lmao, like father like son, lol!. That made me think of something dirty, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, that was brilliant!!
What a great way to start my day!
Hehe, for kicking the cat, no P_ _ _ _ for a week :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a great way to start my day!
Hehe, for kicking the cat, no P_ _ _ _ for a week :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahha!.!.!.
yes
yes
yes!.!.!.!.
very funny!!
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes
yes
yes!.!.!.!.
very funny!!
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him what the little boy did!?
my answer is yes (to be honest)
OR
tell him that he will not get something!?
my answer is yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
my answer is yes (to be honest)
OR
tell him that he will not get something!?
my answer is yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.
Sorri, I'm hopeless with jokes lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorri, I'm hopeless with jokes lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha! very good, you deserve a StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!
i think that habit came from his father~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think that habit came from his father~~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard that joke bout ten years ago!!!!!!! Oops showing my age!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com