A blonde and an alligator...?!
Question: A blonde and an alligator!.!.!.!?
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side!. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons!. "I'll make you a deal!. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside!.Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute!. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed!. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!." The crowd murmured their approval!. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth!. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped!. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head!. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised!. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered!. The man stood up again and made another offer!. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try!." A hush fell over the crowd!. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar!. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG as i was reading thi i was texting it to my friend and now we are cracking upWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, thats really funny, at first i was thinking, how the hell would she put her privates in the aligator mouth!?!!?! but then i realized, lol!!! that one is awesome!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GOOD JOKE!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Excellent joke, and well told too, great stuff!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny! I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best "Dumb Blonde" joke I've heard in over five years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com