Whats the funniest thing in world?!
Question: Whats the funniest thing in world!?
Answers:
The funniest thing in the world has got to be us, the ‘Human Being’ Just picture us in the eyes of the other living beings and you’d be viewing some of the funniest images ever seen…
A painted wh0re will make the stately lion roar,
A Kolkatta cab driver would tickle the Bengal tiger…
And can you imagine how much the snake will hiss when he sees us piss!?
The mighty trees will sneeze when they see us swaying in the breeze!.!.
The great big Eagle will only sigh when he sees our metal bird fly
The list is huge but I just wanted to make everyone see…
Why I feel the funniest is the human being…do you agree!?!?!?
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A painted wh0re will make the stately lion roar,
A Kolkatta cab driver would tickle the Bengal tiger…
And can you imagine how much the snake will hiss when he sees us piss!?
The mighty trees will sneeze when they see us swaying in the breeze!.!.
The great big Eagle will only sigh when he sees our metal bird fly
The list is huge but I just wanted to make everyone see…
Why I feel the funniest is the human being…do you agree!?!?!?
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Creation of this world and different kind of people, culture, moods etc!. The creater if he was allpowerful need not have made this world and specially earth a football ground to follow his dictats !.The followers to be prized with Heaven and the others Hell!. Where was the need for him to distinguish between followers and followers when he himself was the creator both!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of my jokes!.!.!.!
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma!. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant!. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby!.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl!. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them!."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!.!.!. he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name!?"
"Denise," says the doctor!.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother!. I like Denise!." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name!?"
"Denephew!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma!. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant!. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby!.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl!. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them!."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!.!.!. he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name!?"
"Denise," says the doctor!.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother!. I like Denise!." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name!?"
"Denephew!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
these jokes;
a blind man walks into a bar,makes his way to a bar stool and oders a drink!. after sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender,"hey!.u wanna hear a blonde joke!?
the bar immediately falls absolutely quiet!.in a deep husky voice,the woman next to him says,"b4 u tell that joke sir,i think it is only fair that u should know 5 things!.
no!.1!.the bartender is a blonde with a baseball bat!.
no2!.the bouncer is a blonde girl!.
no!.3!.i'm a six foot tall 175lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate!.
no!.4!.the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter!.
no!.5!.the lady to ur right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.
she concludes "now think about it seriously ,mister!.do u still wanna tell that joke!?"
the blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and mutters,"nah,not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times"
a sardarjee is sitting by the pool ,someone comes up to him and says"r u relaxing!?"
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 meals
a lady is looking at her marriage certificate,her husband enters the room and asks him what he is doing !.the man replies,"i'm looking for the expiry date!."
a man treats his wife very badly and no matter what she does he constantly scolds her!. one day she was in the marketplace and she notices a shop on which a sign is put up'BIRD FOR SALE>ONE OF A KIND'she decides to check it out !.so she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper about the bird !.the shopkeeper goes to a cage and takes out the bird!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the shopkeeper shouts to the bird "guinea bird the cupboard "the bird immediately flies to the cupboard and destroys it completly!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he then shouts "guinea bird the table"the guinea bird flies towards the table destoys it completely and returns!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the lady thinks that her husband will really b pleased with the bird so she buys it and takes it home!.when she reaches home she finds her husband on the couch watching tv!.!.!.!.!.!.while closing the door she says"look rodney ,i've bought u a guinea bird"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her husband replies "guinea bird my foot"
two confirmed bachelors sat talking ,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking!."i got a cookbook once",one said,"but i could never do anything with it!." "too much fancy work in it ,eh!?"asked the other!."you said it !.every one of the recipes began the same way-'take a clean dish"
HOPE I MADE U LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blind man walks into a bar,makes his way to a bar stool and oders a drink!. after sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender,"hey!.u wanna hear a blonde joke!?
the bar immediately falls absolutely quiet!.in a deep husky voice,the woman next to him says,"b4 u tell that joke sir,i think it is only fair that u should know 5 things!.
no!.1!.the bartender is a blonde with a baseball bat!.
no2!.the bouncer is a blonde girl!.
no!.3!.i'm a six foot tall 175lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate!.
no!.4!.the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter!.
no!.5!.the lady to ur right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.
she concludes "now think about it seriously ,mister!.do u still wanna tell that joke!?"
the blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and mutters,"nah,not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times"
a sardarjee is sitting by the pool ,someone comes up to him and says"r u relaxing!?"
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 meals
a lady is looking at her marriage certificate,her husband enters the room and asks him what he is doing !.the man replies,"i'm looking for the expiry date!."
a man treats his wife very badly and no matter what she does he constantly scolds her!. one day she was in the marketplace and she notices a shop on which a sign is put up'BIRD FOR SALE>ONE OF A KIND'she decides to check it out !.so she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper about the bird !.the shopkeeper goes to a cage and takes out the bird!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the shopkeeper shouts to the bird "guinea bird the cupboard "the bird immediately flies to the cupboard and destroys it completly!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he then shouts "guinea bird the table"the guinea bird flies towards the table destoys it completely and returns!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the lady thinks that her husband will really b pleased with the bird so she buys it and takes it home!.when she reaches home she finds her husband on the couch watching tv!.!.!.!.!.!.while closing the door she says"look rodney ,i've bought u a guinea bird"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her husband replies "guinea bird my foot"
two confirmed bachelors sat talking ,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking!."i got a cookbook once",one said,"but i could never do anything with it!." "too much fancy work in it ,eh!?"asked the other!."you said it !.every one of the recipes began the same way-'take a clean dish"
HOPE I MADE U LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHEN YOU ARE SITTING IN LIBRARY OR MOVIE THEATER!. EVERY THING IS VERY QUITE AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN YOU OR ANYONE DO ONE THING WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE " LAO " IS!.!.!.!.
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"""""" FART OUT LOUD """""""Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I think sex is the funniest thing in world!. Just imagine what occur to an otherwise normal person while induling in it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
childrens between 5 to 8 years!.!.!.
and human being between 65 to 80 years!.!.!.
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and human being between 65 to 80 years!.!.!.
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A man thinking that he knows everything about women!. Those things are crazy!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The United States Dollar Bill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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a mutated ant on a killing spree of all the bees that ever hurt his familyWww@Enter-QA@Com
if i saw a fat man running down the beach in a speedo id thing that was disturbing!.!.!.but hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
either adam sandler or people getting hurtWww@Enter-QA@Com
Angry old people!. Especially when they curse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
every day salary dayy!.!.hihiWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
navjot singh sidhuWww@Enter-QA@Com
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your gesture when you ask this questionWww@Enter-QA@Com