Joke > Have you heard this one about the 3 little pigs?!
Question: Joke > Have you heard this one about the 3 little pigs!?
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night!. The waiter came and
took their drink order!.
'I would like a Sprite,'
said the first little piggy!.
'I would like a Coke,'
said the second little piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
said the third little piggy!.
The drinks were brought out
and the waiter took their
orders for dinner!.
'I want a nice big steak,'
said the first piggy!.
'I would like the salad plate,'
said the second piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
said the third little piggy!.
The meals were brought out
and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert!.
'I want a banana split,'
said the first piggy!.
'I want a cheesecake,'
said the second piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
exclaimed the third little piggy!.
'Pardon me for asking,'
said the waiter to the
third little piggy,'
But why have you only
ordered beer all evening!?'
You're gonna LOVE me for this!.!.!.!.
The third piggy says -
'Well, some body
has to go
'Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night!. The waiter came and
took their drink order!.
'I would like a Sprite,'
said the first little piggy!.
'I would like a Coke,'
said the second little piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
said the third little piggy!.
The drinks were brought out
and the waiter took their
orders for dinner!.
'I want a nice big steak,'
said the first piggy!.
'I would like the salad plate,'
said the second piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
said the third little piggy!.
The meals were brought out
and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert!.
'I want a banana split,'
said the first piggy!.
'I want a cheesecake,'
said the second piggy!.
'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
exclaimed the third little piggy!.
'Pardon me for asking,'
said the waiter to the
third little piggy,'
But why have you only
ordered beer all evening!?'
You're gonna LOVE me for this!.!.!.!.
The third piggy says -
'Well, some body
has to go
'Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh K!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Right on! (Kind of saw that coming)
A farmer was bragging about his pet pig,
"Smartest darn pig you ever saw! Why, once the house caught fire, and that pig came and banged on the door so hard with his head he woke us up in time to get the fire out!. He saved our lives, he did!!!"
"So why," I asked, "does he only have 3 legs!?"
The farmer said, "A pig THAT smart you don't EAT all at once!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A farmer was bragging about his pet pig,
"Smartest darn pig you ever saw! Why, once the house caught fire, and that pig came and banged on the door so hard with his head he woke us up in time to get the fire out!. He saved our lives, he did!!!"
"So why," I asked, "does he only have 3 legs!?"
The farmer said, "A pig THAT smart you don't EAT all at once!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHHH! That's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Show her the love! Oink, oink, oink :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.stars for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Groan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first smile of the day!. thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that cracks me up THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What the French Toast!!?!!?!!?! don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww that's cute lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oink, oink, oink!
Here's lots and lots of beer for you, kitty!
You've made my day!
One more like this, please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's lots and lots of beer for you, kitty!
You've made my day!
One more like this, please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great joke kitty i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i can relate to piggy number three!.!.!.i do that a lot!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.poopdeckWww@Enter-QA@Com
no!. no!. no!. no!. no!. no!. no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You sure know how to make my day!.!.!.!.thanks!.!.!.I needed a good laugh!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com